Monday, November 15, 2010

pillow talk

once  I asked my husband "can you make me laugh on serious issue".he said try me
I asked him ,"how are you so sure  that you don't have AIDS"
he replied "hmmmmmmm.......mmmm......i have never given blood, ......i request others  for flying kisses and i had sex .. ....i had sex????...mmm...centuries back"
he teased me so to take my revenge i asked back "how you sure i don't have any"
he said "I think you are not so dumb to do without.. precautions"
that night i really laughed .

Sunday, November 7, 2010

jor ka jhatka hai jhoron se laga!!!!!!!

It all happened when my dear husband returned from his promotion party .He was very excited that he is now among the  top 2 offficial of the company and the boss Mr Y is completly  new ,so...he is """THE.."""".... ....he was flying high and then his phone rang .....jor ka jhatka hai joron se laga.............his..... ring tone.....which he has newly set to tease me.
hello.................
hello  sir  i am X from your previous company .
ok
sir i  was worker  on the machine 95
ya ...ya
sir how are you
fine ...(very proudly)....how is your factory ?
well  it is the same .workers are always  the same.promotions are for management emplyoee.
well ..ya so?how did....................(why did he call?how did he got my number?)
sorry sir if i offended you HAPPY DIWALI  .my kiddo  brother just got  job in your company .please take care him sir.
ok  ......HAPPY DIWALI.....hmm .nice ...very nice .what is his name ....(hmm new recruit and asking for favours .god ! worker 's brother  also need favors good)
sir Mr Y
MrY??????
the top most official MMMrY. .......(my BOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSS)
sir what !he is just a kiddo what he knows against your experience......blah  .....blah ....blah
(not heard a single word ......after....)