pillow talk

once  I asked my husband "can you make me laugh on serious issue".he said try me
I asked him ,"how are you so sure  that you don't have AIDS"
he replied "hmmmmmmm.......mmmm......i have never given blood, ......i request others  for flying kisses and i had sex .. ....i had sex????...mmm...centuries back"
he teased me so to take my revenge i asked back "how you sure i don't have any"
he said "I think you are not so dumb to do without.. precautions"
that night i really laughed .

jor ka jhatka hai jhoron se laga!!!!!!!

It all happened when my dear husband returned from his promotion party .He was very excited that he is now among the  top 2 offficial of the company and the boss Mr Y is completly  new ,so...he is """THE.."""".... ....he was flying high and then his phone rang .....jor ka jhatka hai joron se laga.............his..... ring tone.....which he has newly set to tease me.
hello.................
hello  sir  i am X from your previous company .
ok
sir i  was worker  on the machine 95
ya ...ya
sir how are you
fine ...(very proudly)....how is your factory ?
well  it is the same .workers are always  the same.promotions are for management emplyoee.
well ..ya so?how did....................(why did he call?how did he got my number?)
sorry sir if i offended you HAPPY DIWALI  .my kiddo  brother just got  job in your company .please take care him sir.
ok  ......HAPPY DIWALI.....hmm .nice ...very nice .what is his name ....(hmm new recruit and asking for favours .god ! worker 's brother  also need favors good)
sir Mr Y
MrY??????
the top most official MMMrY. .......(my BOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSS)
sir what !he is just a kiddo what he knows against your experience......blah  .....blah ....blah
(not heard a single word ......after....)

THE JOY OF GIVING

FOR YOU ANUPAMA


My friend


From the very small age we taught the lesion of loving and giving but very few believe in this and gems only do it.

It came to my mind only when I was teaching my students the chapter of moral science and insisted them for loving and giving .I asked one of my student about her aim .she replied “I want to be a Doctor”. then I started my philosophy of GIVING AND LOVING.

“beta when you come a Doctor please take care of poor patients .don’t charge them as many of them in India barely gets to eat .how will they buy medicines and how will they pay your fees .if I were a doctor I would have spare them of my fees learn to give others”

Suddenly I saw their eyes frowning at me .as if they were telling “are you teaching free?”

Are ghoda gass se dosti karega to khaye kya means if horse and grass are friends then what will he eat?


But it remained in my mind and I wanted to do some charity. I wanted to become a good person. So I started my being good journey.


I went to famous kali temple in Kolkata with some chillers {coins}.and after Prayer in temple I started distributing them among poor kids playing around .suddenly from no where there were hundreds of them running toward me and I was getting empty with coins .then I heard a voice among “hey these are 1 rupee coins only how cheap”


I was surprised and frightened and run from that place before they took any action against my charity .


So now I made my mind to begin charity at home


My old maid left and now I have new maid and new canvas for my ambitions to paint.


I gave my new maid her salary in advance.then


She asked me for more money for her expenses.then,


She asked me to lend her more money ,…………then


She asked for my old clothes ………………….then


She asked for my son’s old clothes ……………then


She asked for lunch………………………………then


She asked me for puja bonus………………….and now


She asking for salary increment ……………. All these in one month .


Yes, now joy of giving is faded away and now I thinking better plans to keep everything in place and stop her asking more before my husband find out my foolish deeds .may be I am not born for charity or I need a guidance .


Anyhow


I only love ,love and love but don’t try to give unless other person is in great need.






p.s : my experiences may be weirdo but I truly believe you all should give charity .may you be successful.

TERI MAA KI ANKH

The abuse famous after RANG DE BASANTI...the meaning must be something very harsh ,painful and rude. And it is the most sorted abuse in net without any meaning written about it .I myself tried lot of times but failed to understand it until now



.yes now


Now I know the answer


“conjunctivitis”


Currently I am suffering from conjunctivitis and my eyes are swollen like hell and pain unbearable and my maid said “bhabby apko to aankh aye hai.” means on the grace of the goddess you have conjunctivitis .and THEN  she told my son"tere maa ki ankh aye hai" suddenly …hahaha…..my mind went lose and I decoded the abuse


.yes this must be answer .this is painful ,drastic and it really hurts .


So now onwards I at least know the meaning of “tere maa ki ankh “.unlike others who still are far away from conjunctivitis.














p.s: love you friends .pray for me ..

GREY'S ANATOMY

DOCTORS ON STRIKE



It is so shameful in India that people who swear to serve people decides to take revenge on them .


SSKM JUNIOR DOCTORS decided to oppose violence towards them done by the patient party by calling strike .hundreds of patients were deny of treatment and 2 patient died of negligence. those who had little money with them afforded nursing home and rest were abandoned by hospital authorities .hospital surrounding were full of confused patient who carried their patient from all over the state for better treatment.


It’s a SHAME for all doctors who stand there without helping the serious and dying patient.


I certainly understand their feel in that situation. the security does matter but not in exchange of pain and suffering .


Its A heinous act .






SHAME big SHAME for all those who claim to become doctors for serving people and then try to gain gains for their service.


We have watched GREY’S ANATOMY a serial where the doctors fight for ego ,pride and position on operating table ,making the life of patient’s life at risk and we have also watched parts where doctors have overlook the problems and caused death of the patient who was not at all serious .personally I do relate this serial with real life as I have lot of friends who are doctors and they do talk about their miss.SO we can not completely rule out the carelessness of the doctors ,and the people who losses a family and subjected to anger that is also very true .BUT TO TAKE REVENGE ON PEOPLE WHO COMPLETELY AND BLINDLY BELIVE ON IS INHUMAN.


THINK of BSF ,ARMY ,NAVY taking strike .what will happen.?????


Can god take revenge on us for our misbehave .NO


I FEEL DOCTORS ARE AFTER GOD WHO TREAT US FROM OUR PAIN


Please think your self as next to god and them behave what you feel GOD WOULD HAVE DONE TO YOU IF YOU WERE ON THAT SITUATION.


Its very easy to talk of change in society but if you are a big part of it its not talk but responsibility.






I believe few people have no right to take revenge.


MOTHER, TEACHER AND SERVENTS OF PEOPLE.






P.S: thanks for the intervenes of the concern government who saved lot many lives by putting pressures on these doctors .FEEL LIFE TO SAVE ONE .

I AM TAGGED
       JAGGU THANX
One word











I just got this from jaggu's blog. and i have to do it I know






Rule - Answer should be only in ONE WORD.






1. Where is your cell phone? TABLE






2. Your hair? BLACK






3. Your mother? EXCELLENT






4. Your father? LOVABLE






5. Your favorite food? KABAB'S






6. Your dream last night?NICEEeeeeeeee.






7. Your favorite drink? COLD COFFEE






8. Your dream/goal? Being Human






9. Where are you? Home






10. Your hobby? MUSIC






11. Your fear? ALONE






12. Where do u want to be in 6 yrs? HEARTS






13. Where were you last night? Home






14. Something that you aren't? LIAR






15. Muffins? HOOCH!!!!!!






16. Wish list item? WINGS?????????






17. Where did you grow up? INDIAN






18. Last thing you did? DINNER






19. What are you wearing?  NIGHT GOWN






20. Your TV? 32"






21. Your pets?  never!!!!!






22. Friends? handfull






23. Your life? DRAMA!!!!!!!






24. Your mood? exotic






25. Missing someone? God?






26. Car? JEEP!!!!!






27. Something you're not wearing? lipstic






28. Your favorite store? INOX






29. Your favorite music? KENNY G .BREATHLESS






30. The last time you laughed? NOW






31. Last time you cried? WHEN?????






32. You hate? TEAR'S RE






33. One place that you go all the time? RESTURANTS






34. One person who emails you regularly? HUSBAND






35. My favorite place on earth? MOM'S HOUSE
 
 
HI  friends  i was hoping to tag my  friends ,but now i see  jaggu dear has already tagged lot of my friends so i am thinking........may be it is you now  please love it .coz  I LOVE YOU.

Hi,

I am late but I am shopping so i am not sorry .Yes Durgapuja is near and I am shopping like any shoppoholic.It starts from bags itself to purse ,wallet,......jewellery.......puja dresses ,......cosmatics......,household things and............lots and lots of fun.

I once asked my husband "what kind of guy should a girl marry "

he replied "oh !whose wallet can support the bills of her wishes& demand  On the spot"

yes ,iam very much on the spot demanding one and i don't make budgets and limits  so  i guess ....i choose the right man.and now i am having fulltime support of his in shopping .

I AM LOVING IT.