The bong connection

Being Bengali means that I automatically possess Beauty Wit and a stage with hot Bipasha Basu .AND offcourse obsession.....for ..language ,culture , tour maniac and big F factors oh.. food, fish ,feast, fun,football(though most of our players in our teams are imported from outside India and we spent whole day watching IPL DLF ODIs...... so what ?...obsession right?)
oh Being Bengali I own a vast culture, sometimes so vast that ours kids forget whose book is what..maximum times we don't score good in our mother tongue language exams only.so what ....we love our culture and we love to culture thats why we have ALL those coffee houses, clubs ,and THEKS(guys sit idle ) where every war is fought and won(through peace talks )we solve every problem from global warming to LOC problems... price hike to hijacks.....through discussion.. .... only remains unnoticed
language: oh we bengali people love to speak all languages ,only that we speak every language in BANGLA(bengali).we will say OISHORJO to AISHWARYA ,OKHOY to AKSHAY,JADAB to YADAV BHANGORE to BANGUR BHICTORIA to VICTORIA its not that we don't know its we don't want to change.Though world has reach to mars,we still are sitting on heap of old achievements.That doesn't mean that we don't explore oh we explore the world through their FOOD. food food &food we love food from dosa idli to ...tandoories.....gujrati veg food to muttons we never say noHERE we show some secularism it does't matter whether the meat is from HALLAL or JHATKA its meat that matters .we celebrate every festival as long as it is associated with food ID, CHRISTMAS ,DIWALI ,RAKHI.Fish?.... we love fish when every one is thinking how to feed fish.... we are thinking how to eat that fish.cooked or dry(sutki) it goes both ways.we love tour fun & feast oh ..they are associated with food.where ever you go you'll meet a Bengali family touring.and one thing WE HAVE don't let it go attitude if 50 p pending in a store we'll spend Rs20 to get it, next time.oh we are great .Thats the reason West Bengal have maximum number of Non-Bengalies residing with us, love us want to be one of us (without force).LOTS MORE........

N.B.No intention to hurt any of Bengali feelings. All feelings are solely mine. If you don't share any of this feeling you might be N.R.I.b(Non Residing in BENGAL) and I Love You.